CROCODILES MATCH REPORT

CROCODILES MATCH REPORT
WESTCOMBE PARK 7
BECKENHAM 24
T'was in the year of ‘20 on that old Combe Gents Pitch,
When the winter wind was blowin' shrill,
The Lads were froze, the hands were cold, then the air brakes wouldn't hold,
And Dave Grace came roaring down the hill -- oh!
The runaway Prop came down the pitch and he blew,
The runaway Prop came down the pitch and he blew,
The runaway Prop came down the pitch, his whistle wide and his throttle back,
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The Captain said he must train and he blew,
The Captain said he must train and he blew,
The Captain said he must train -- he said it was all Snapey’s fault,
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
Scott Huggins said he ran the ball and he blew,
Scott Huggins said he ran the ball and he blew,
Scott Huggins said he ran the ball -- the Prop said "You did like him!"
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
Ian Dury got an awful fright and he blew,
Ian Dury got an awful frght and he blew,
Ian Dury got an awful fright -- he got shot he near turned white,
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
A donkey was standing in the way and he blew,
A donkey was standing in the way and he blew,
A donkey was standing in the way and all they found was just Andy Secombe,
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The Captain said there'd be a wreck and he blew,
The Captain said there'd be a wreck and he blew,
The Captain said there'd be a wreck and he felt the chills run up his neck,
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
The runaway Prop went over the hill and he blew,
The runaway Prop went over the hill and he blew,
The runaway Prop went over the hill and the last we heard he was going still,
And he blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.
A great effort from all involved new, old and returning, a brilliant team feeling with all taking part. Welcome to Gavin Gibbons, Andy Seccombe, Scott Huggins, Ian Dury, Luke Chappell.

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