Allo me old chinas!
Cor blimey! A plate of jellies and a bit of a knees up.
Fish and chips if you prefer!
Come round the Club on July 15th. You won't be on yer Jack Jones.
Plenty of space to park yer Khyber.
Bring yer manhole covers and yer blisters.
Let's have a mental morry.

Tickets from Sue behind the bar available now!

Place food order when buying ticket. Nuff said!